New Year might be the occasion which is observes throughout the worlds in distinct way. Here you can get best Happy New Year JOKES 2015.
The New Year is the time to fete. The New Year joyful celebration has been began all around. People take some resolutions for the forthcoming year on the New Year. The New Year is welcomed by dance, celebrations, and wishes each other Happy New year.
Jests on the New Year make people joyful. So we are providing here a set of joyful Happy New Year JOKES 2015 for you, You can use and reproduce these joyful new year jokes and share them with your family, buddies and colleagues.
The award for the most hard working "Employee of the Year 2013"
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the Liver!
Happy New Liver... sorry Year!
It's New Year and time do something for our health. So please join me in taking this pledge:
1. I will walk to the pub (Exercise)
2. I will put Lime in my Vodka (Vitamin C)
3. I will have vegetables in my Bloody Mary (Veggies)
4. I will drink out on the patio (Fresh Air)
5. I will tell raunchy jokes and laugh(Eliminate Stress)
6. I will pass out (Rest)!
May you live to be 100;
May you star in Dhoom 4;
May you own an IPL team;
May Mukesh Ambani adopt you;
and may Katrina/Ranbir abandon each other for you.
These are my few wishes for you during the new Year!
Joyous January - Fabulous February
Magical March - Adorable April
Magnificent May - Jolly June
Jubilant July - Awesome August
Scintillating September - Outstanding October
Naughty November and Dazzling December
This is how I sincerely wish your New Year to be!
Happy New Year!
Remembering the warm hugs, Oh dear friend;
Here are my wishes with all my love I send.
May your sorrows drown and there're no tears;
Missing you and sending wishes of Happy New Year!
__________
New year means not something new
Its mean change of the date on every thing
And life in its old way
__________
I always make resolution
And think about it
Because always
I write down new one
And try implement old one
__________
see at clock
Its 12 o’clock
Will it be new year
No no
Its 1st January
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